🔗 Captain Beefheart's 10 Commandments of Guitar Playing
- Listen to the birds.
- Your guitar is not really a guitar. Your guitar is a divining rod.
- Practice in front of a bush.
- Walk with the devil.
- If you’re guilty of thinking, you’re out.
- Never point your guitar at anyone.
- Always carry a church key.
- Don’t wipe the sweat off your instrument.
- Keep your guitar in a dark place.
- You gotta have a hood for your engine.
I mean, how can one not listen to The Captain?
